He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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