Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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