On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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