he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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