butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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