And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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