Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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