how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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