I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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