i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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