Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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