Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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