You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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