so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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