She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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