Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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