They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's official drugs can't kill me
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm really busy with my period
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