I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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