At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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