mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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