So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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