So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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