Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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