3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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