So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she peed on how many people?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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