Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't deserve a penis
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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