Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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