You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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