That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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