So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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