good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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