Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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