Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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