How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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