It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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