If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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