i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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