I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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