Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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