Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
