I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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