oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
