He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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