Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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