Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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