she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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