I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Michael Bay diarrhea
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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