whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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