So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just had sex bonerless
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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