who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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