Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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