She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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