okay pat passed out under dana's car
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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