This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
This is my gift to your gina
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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