what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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